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The Bone Dance lyrics

Miley sings:
And now I take it home, with the parietal bone
It might be crazy, but I learn that way
Temporal and frontal too
And now I m finally through
That makes 206
I found a way that clicks

Miley thinks and dances:
When I milk the cow
On Uncle Earl s farm
I use the ulna bone
That is in my arm
Miley shouts:
MOO YAH!

Miley mouths: Help!
Lily: She can t do it without dancing, we have to distract Kunkel.
Oliver: Way ahead of you. You want paper cut, bit my tongue or a nose bleed?
Lily: Oh, nose bleed is my favorite!
Oliver: Well, lean back cuz your in the splashing zone. Ow!! Oh man, oh it s a nose bleed! (Lily: Oh, it s gusher!) It s a gusher, that s what it is! Look everyone, it s a gusher.
Mrs. Kunkel: Oaken, Oaken, honestly! Paper cuts, bitten tongues, and now a nose bleed! We should put you in a helmet.
Miley dances and thinks: With the parietal bone, it might be crazy...
Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart!
Miley: Leg cramp! I just need to you know, shake it off with some dance steps...
Mrs. Kunkel: That s it! I warned you about cheating. Your test is over.
Miley: But, I m not cheating! I know the answers. And I can prove it if I can move it.
Mrs. Kunkel: I suggest you move it down to the principal s office. Just go down the hall, make a left, then a right, when you see your brother, you re there.

(Miley leaves the classroom then comes back in)

Miley sings:
Everybody knows the bones
Just had to find a way
Everybody knows what I m talkin bout
Thats how I ll get an A

Mrs. Kunkel: Stewart! I thought I told you...
Lily: Just give her a chance. Please!

Miley sings:
My bod has many parts
And this is where it starts
Phalanges I have ten
And Metatarsals then
I got some Tarsals too
I ll put em in my shoe

Oliver: She s tellin the truth

Miley sings:
The fibula is next
According to my text
Then comes the tibia
That ain t no fibia

And now up to my knee,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That s the patella to me

Mley and Lily sing:
We re doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again til I get it right
Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:
We re doing the bone dance
You dance and you learn it
And we won t mess up this test
We ll get it perfect

Miley: Come on everybody move those...fe..femurs
Rico: Yeah, by the look of these tests, you losers need all the help you can get.

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing:
We re doin the bone dance
You dance and you learn it...

The class sings:
And now I take it home
With the Parietal bone
It might be crazy
But we learn that way

Temporal and frontal too
And now we re finally through
That makes 206
I found a way that clicks

(Speaking): Bone Thugs in the house

We re doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again till I get it right
We re doing the bone dance
You dance and you learn it
And we won t mess up this test
We ll get it perfect

WORD!

Mrs. Kunkel: That s it! Stewart, I m going to get the principal.
Miley: What...?
Mrs. Kunkel: I want you to show him that dance. It s the best study technique I ve ever seen!
Mrs. Kunkel tries to sing (and fails miserably):
By the way,
You got an A!
Word!

Miley, Lily, and Oliver:
We re goin to Europe!

Miley: Give me some metacarpal love!

Miley, Lily, and Oliver sing quietly:
We re doin the bone dance,
You study the answers

Miley: What?
Rico: That song, those moves, your voice, it all reminds me of some famous singer...
Miley: Kelly Clarkson?
Lily: Hilary Duff?
Oliver: JayZ!
Rico: I got it! Hannah Montana!
(Pause)
Miley, Lily, Oliver: HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!
Miley: Hannah Montana, you little joker! You re so...
Rico: You re right, what was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!
Oliver: Yeah, what were you thinking? We re talkin about nothin upstairs if you know what I mean.
Lily: Hey, Oliver, I can see you!
Oliver: Oh, I can see you too!
Lily and Oliver: Hey! Hi!