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I m At Home Getting Hammered (While She s Out Getting Nailed) lyrics

We started in the morning, carried well into the night.
Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
It s a sad commentary on a marriage that has failed.
I m at home getting hammered, while she s out getting nailed

Police pulled into my trailer park
Domestic violence will cost you after dark
Late night with her boss, says they re trying to make a sale
I m at home getting hammered, while she s out getting nailed

I m at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair
Watching jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman s hair
Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail
I m at home getting hammered, while she s out getting nailed
She used to bring me beer and love all over me
Right before I went on disability
My wiggler aint so straight, I got whiskey dick
She don t perk it up, cause her ankles got so thick

The moral of this story is sad but true,
I love to drink, and she loves to screw
Hobo s got a better life, out riding on the rails
I m at home getting hammered while she s out getting nailed
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