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We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe
And she s trying to get across the street
She s walking round all crooked-like
And she s looking pretty feeble and petite
I m kinda thinking that the thing to do here
Is that whole good samaratan shtick
But I know what she s up to though
I m not falling for THAT OLD TRICK!
Cause things aren t always what they seem
In this mixed up world of ours
And you know that little lady
Is actually an alien assasin from Mars
She s trying to use my altruistic nature
To get me in her clutch
Well guess what, you re on your own there Granny
Look out for that Greyhound Bus!
Everybody s trying to kill me
It s me against everybody else
I m obviously important enough
To be the target of a top secret government snuff
I can t trust anybody else, can t you see?
It s everybody versus me
For instance...
There s this guy who lives across the street
Who everybody seems to trust
He goes to work, he pays his dues
He looks innocent enough
But as he s out giving food to the poor
And raising money for the children s choir
I ll be teaching his kids to swear
And setting his HOUSE ON FIRE!
Cause it s so apparant
He s a mind-controlling demon
And if he thinks I m his marionette
Well he s obviously dreaming
It takes a certian intuitive nature
To see how all this works
The doctors call it a "chemical imbalance"
WHAT A BUNCH OF JERKS!
Everybody s trying to kill me
I fight this war all by myself
There s evil members of an alien race
Who are constantly invading our interplanetary space
If you re not with me
You re against me can t you see?
It s everybody versus me
Whoa, I m listening to the voices here
Whoa, I gotta concentate so I can hear
I said I m listening to the voices
And they re telling me to dissappear
Oh yeah
I said the voices keep telling me I gotta get outta here
There s these people I ve been living with
For quite a big old while
They keep showing me these doctored pics
Of them walking down the aisle
And they keep on trying to make me
Call them Mom and Dad
I let them think they ve got me fooled
It s really kind of sad
Cause they think that I don t know
That the KGB is creeping
Right around the corner
Then they ll kill me while I m sleeping
But I ve got it all under control
Using sophisticated techniques
Think it s easy?
You try staying up for 14 SOLID WEEKS!
HA HA HA
Everybody s trying to kill me
You couldn t possibly understand
The other day I got an insect bite
That looks awfully suspicious
Under ultraviolet light
If I don t make it tell my story
Make them see...
It s everybody versus me
Whoa
It s everybody versus me
It s everybody versus me
It s everybody versus me
It s everybody versus me
It s everybody...
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